she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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