that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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