It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
no you cant smoke seaweed
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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