Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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