I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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