This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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