that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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