Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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