hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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