I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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