I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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