don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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