Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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