Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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