I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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