YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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