Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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