i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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