You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
