I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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