im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Redeem this text for a blowjob
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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