He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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