i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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