seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
