I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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