how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
