Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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