Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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