It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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