Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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