just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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