ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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