I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm both gender and math confused
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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