There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Randomize
