I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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