Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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