Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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