There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
