i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Let's paint friendship bongs
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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