don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
it glows. i had to have it.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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