Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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