I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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