I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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