i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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