That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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