I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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