She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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