I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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