Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
So gin and wine won't be happening again
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The convent might be a nice break from real life
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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