Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i think i have herpe
just one?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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