I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
